I feel like all you want is me to be beneath you, and I’m not. So don’t act all nice, when I know good and well that all you want is to see me fail.
Tumblr’s National Anthem
Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
Salvador Dali and his pet anteater
fucking fabulous man
why the fuck not!
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
you got a horrible time on the mile
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop